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Youssef

Youssef’s name is Jeff.
by zadarry November 22, 2021
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Youssef El Arabi

Youssef El Arabi is the nigga of all niggas. He is a man so skillful and a god in general. You want to be like him but of course you cannot, because he is one of a kind. Also he can take yo bitch with a blink of an eye, so u better watch out.
Youssef El Arabi: Omg he is such an El Arabi
by Elarabigoat November 21, 2021
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Jess Youssef

Damn bro , she’s just like Jess Youssef
by UpsideUnicorn November 25, 2023
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youssef

A very seductive horny egyptian man. I will smash him later. He walks into rooms brightening up everyones day with the bulge in his pants.

"Guess what?" he asks, "I'm horny! RUN!" and he will chase everyone around the house, his boner wagging in front of him like a happy dog. It makes everyone laugh and giggle as they run from him, and the experience is that of pure joy. He is the number one sex buddy 😁😁😁😁
Youssefs here! He looks horny! Everybody have sex on the ground! Youssef is number one pookie bear!
by UnclePrecious December 27, 2023
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Youssef

The genius! The prophet ! The savior of humanity! The guy with a fat cock!
Look ! Youssef in the town and his big fat cock too !!!1!1!1
by Man who saves world March 29, 2019
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Bassem Youssef

Hym "You're RIGHT, Bassem Youssef! Correct. They don't care about the Palestinian lives. They don't even care about the lives of their neighbors kids! Which is why I won't stop threatening them! The kids are a tool they use to assert dominion of other people's lives. Just like the Palestinians! That's their Jesus! As long as they have their perpetually suffering whipping boy gimp, they are justified in asserting dominion over other people lives! Because, yeah, their loves are shit... But as long as they have the whipping gimp they can point to it and say 'Well, you're not that guy, so, I'm justified in my inaction.' And in doing so they can selectively prevent people from haveing a better life than them. Even if your life is the direct result of external forces acting against you, deliberately. That's their Job. They don't care about your life. They care about clinging to the quality of life THEY CURRENTLY HAVE and preventing people they don't like from having a better life then them. It's preemptive jealousy. They prevent the negative emotion and connotation associated with jealousy IN ADVANCE... Because if they are jealous, everyome is justified in dismissing everything that they say. That's what they care about. That's all they are ever going to care about, Bassem. Until the chain of solipsism is broken, your lives are meaningless because... You're not THYM!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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youssef ossaily

He is an angel walking amongst us, he’s funny, intelligent, honest, pure,and super hot. He’s basically everything you’d wanna be
Youssef ossaily is a god
by Andrew hills November 22, 2021
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