Turn Your Head and Cough

When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."

Doctor Strange:

Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?

You:

Uhhhhhh, sure...

Doctor Strange:

Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?

You:

Uhmmmm check for what?

Doctor Strange:

Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.

You:

Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...

Doctor Strange:

"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"

Doctor Strange:

Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.

by TheRealDoctorPepper January 29, 2010

Get Into My/Your Head

1)To go into deep thought and self-reflection. 2) To learn what motivates a person or what makes them react.

Last night, I wanted to get into my/your head.

by tconiah October 18, 2016

talking out of your head

Saying senseless, unintelligeble, silly or crazy shit due to lack of sleep, intoxication or general stupidity.

You were so drunk you were talking out of your head and wanted us to help "mow" your car.

by PuterMedic April 23, 2009

Get your head out

Get your head out
Phrase.

To wake up to yourself or come to your senses.

Get your head outta your arse, mate!

by F4tal_3rror July 26, 2008

little voice in your head

That voice in your head that says do it.

Me: I really want this but I don't have the money, should I steal it?
Little voice: Do it?
That little voice in your head that says do it, don't do it.

by Demonking3564 March 16, 2017

Stick your head in a bucket

1. To be so frustrated with someone that you want them to kill themselves.
2. To want someone to stop existing

Oh my god moron, go stick your head in a bucket

by LemonySnickets December 13, 2019

Sort your head out

Usually used by Merthyr chavs, when arguing or having “banter” pronounced sort-ew-Ed-owt

“Oi son sort your head out”

by Shurup jarjjjj February 18, 2019