now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.

Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."

Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"

by xXyOuRmOmIsGaEXx January 24, 2022

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

youwontshoott

youwontshoott is very funny, hot, smexy, fruity and cool person on tiktok. their name is ray, which proves the point that he's hot asf, if u search for name ray definition is that ppl w name ray are very hot. no one will every be better then youwontshoott ( ray ) bc he's such a buakah 🤤‼️ ( especially ewin, they're never gonna be better then ray, bc ray cool asf and hot and ewin not 😕‼️👎🏼 )

youwontshoott is the coolest, hottest, funniest and amazingest

by depressedgachauwuboi March 8, 2021

youwontshoot666

aiberfan aka Laur who is very loyal to her alpha. So cool and hot i think i’m gonna make out with them. Goofy asf and you can’t take her anywhere. #girlboss

“Omg wheres youwontshoot666”
“Probably busy being hot asf”

by UMMMNOREKYDS?? April 22, 2021