someone who is a total babe and impresses everyone around. they are funny and a total yoni bear. if you see a yoni bear, you’d know right away that they are a yoni bear. if you have to question it for even a second, they are not a yoni bear.
by bigmommagirl March 10, 2024
Any device or individual involved in the total depilation of the mons veneris, mound of Venus, pudenda , pussy mound or, of course, Yoni
Wow, Steffi, your ladyparts are so smooth! Would you let me borrow your Yoni Zamboni before my date with Brad?
by osmium quarkmatter January 05, 2020
One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.
Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
by Janidew June 30, 2017