Yonis is a sigma who has all the chicks and all of the people go after his feet. Sexy man. Yonis is the kind of guy who created the definition for 5head, both literally and mentally.
Girl: Wow! Who is that sexy asf sigma?!?
Girl2: You don't know? That's Yonis obviously.
Girl2: I heard he had sex with 10 girls from my dance group last night alone.
Girl2: You don't know? That's Yonis obviously.
Girl2: I heard he had sex with 10 girls from my dance group last night alone.
by FriendOfYonis November 4, 2021
Get the Yonismug. someone who is a total babe and impresses everyone around. they are funny and a total yoni bear. if you see a yoni bear, you’d know right away that they are a yoni bear. if you have to question it for even a second, they are not a yoni bear.
by bigmommagirl March 10, 2024
Get the yoni bearmug. One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.
Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
by Janidew June 30, 2017
Get the Despairing Yonimug.