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windshield wiper

The technique used to test if a girl is, how you say, shaved or not; the process by which you start touching a girls stomach and then quickly swing a finger below her her belt and swoosh it back up (in a windshield wiper movement) before she can tell you you are being too forward.
On a first date I used the windshield wiper to find out what i really wanted to know about her. She had a jungle down there!
by ABC Maryland May 1, 2006
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Windshield Wiper

Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.
Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.
by tymajors March 31, 2015
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windshield brakes

Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.
Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.
by gothfan20 September 12, 2012
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winchiÈ

A shortened nickname derived from the the original full version HUEROWADINCHIE which basically means

"SMALL WHITE BOY" who was born of Chicano descent and sticks out like a sore thumb in the family a Huero in a Brown crowd but dint let the light skin fool you there just as brown as any other Chicano sometimes more .
That vato WINCHIÈ is firme as fuck ese he stays solid and loyal as fuck always down for the cause and has his own stelo.
by WINCHIÈ July 24, 2016
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Windshield Banana

Telling someone your a down to fornicate.
Gilby left me a windshield banana. Should I text him?
by DarthHammy89 October 28, 2022
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Lazy Windshield Wiper

When your balls are too heavy to do a full helicopter rotation with your dick, so your penis just flops over in a half circle- much like a sad, lazy windshield wiper.
Tyler tried to cheer me up, so he whipped out the lazy windshield wiper.
by Butter Razor April 22, 2019
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Mississippi Windshield Wiper

When doing a girl doggystyle you pick one leg up up then reach under and rub her clit like a windshield wiper on full power.
I tried the Mississippi Windshield Wiper out on my ol lady last night and caught a leg cramp after and we both had to rehydrate for a few hours
by Coondog000 April 29, 2021
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