The Water Bottle Crisis

When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!

The Water Bottle Crisis by GaiaW August 18, 2023

The water bottle crisis

When someone has an excessive amount of empty plastic bottles in their room

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis up in here?!

The water bottle crisis by GaiaW August 18, 2023

Pennsylvanian Water Bottle 

The act of bringing a woman to orgasm multiple times and saving the squirt juice in a plastic water bottle.

I got a six pack of Pennsylvanian Water Bottles! We gonna party tonight!

Pennsylvanian Water Bottle by oilypenisman October 11, 2025

i already have a water bottle

You have a bottle with nothing in it

I already have a water bottle

i already have a water bottle by ur mom gave me this name March 7, 2022

a metal water bottle 

oh fuck it fell

wooosh

CLAAAAAAAAAAAAANGngangang..

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT a metal water bottle WAS LOUD AS FUCK!"

a metal water bottle by giggity spoilet April 5, 2024

Pickford's Water Bottle 

Using pre-written prompts or cheat codes to help you perform well at something like an exam, speech, GTA or penalty shootout. Potentially written on your hand, sleeve, scrap of paper or water bottle.

Jenkins: "What ho Pembo!"
Pembo: "What ho!"
Jenkins: "I say Pembo, how did you manage to ace that Latin exam? You never study."
Pembo (tapping the side of his nose): "Pickford's Water Bottle, Old Chap!"

Pickford's Water Bottle by centurionsect September 16, 2024

I don't even have your water bottle 

Ooh I hate white people

I don't even have your water bottle

Ooh I hate white people

I don't even have your water bottle by Leeishere1 February 3, 2022