Wankering

When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.

Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub

by DeepFeelings January 31, 2016

Wanker

A wanker is when Liverpool fans get cunt punted into their moms vagina

This Liverpool fan is a wanker and deserves to get cunt punted into their moms vagina

by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 15, 2020

Wanker

A pretty boy who always takes Instagram selfies with his shirt off.

Every time I go on facebook I always see selfies by that guy, he looks like a right bloody wanker

by Muppetguy123 March 15, 2019

Wanker

A English cursing word usually used when someone falls or does something stupid,

James: Oy mate you forgot your keys again? Kevin: Yes... James: You bloody wanker are you really that stupid?

by Glitchy25 May 9, 2018

Wanker

1. Someone who masturbates

Also used to describe An idiot on the road

1. Get off the road wanker

by Definition teller March 21, 2017

Wanker

The type of person to make plans with you and your friends but instead of meeting up at the arranged time they will happen to chance open someone in a different fucking then you and proceed to spend around an hour with them making you wait for two hours due to their incompetence and faggotry. They will then make you late to see another friend in a sports match and you only watch them lose.

"Did you hear about what Stephen did the other day"
"Yeah he left his friends for some others people"
"What a fucking wanker with a squarehead"

by YellowEyes73 December 13, 2021

WANKER

A PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU HAVING A SHITTY DAY DELIBERITLY TRIES TO RUIN IT

ME:I am having the worst day.

Person:Who gives a shit.

Me:You fucking wanker

by stonks meme money nd more chic October 14, 2020