Game of Valorant

Code language of telling your boys that you are actually masturbating.

Yeah, sorry I didn't reply. I was in the middle in a game of Valorant.

by rikke42069 November 30, 2021

Valoranting

Slang for playing Valorant.

Also known as "not wearing deodorant," "not taking a shower," "not having any bitches," or "being like Trace"

Look at Jeff. Bro has no rizz. He's Valoranting for sure.

by NotWhoYouuThink November 2, 2022

Valor, vaLor, valoR

Valor, vaLor, valoR

Valor, vaLor, valoR

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

Valorant Effort

When you're playing a game and someone makes an effort but the effort was actually quite mediocre or straight up bad so instead of being a valiant effort it must be concluded it was a Valorant Effort

Opposite of a "valiant effort"

"Go B go B, you got this bro"
*horrible peek and loses instantly*
"eh, it was a Valorant Effort.."

by Kaiser Pepe :^) November 26, 2023

VALORANT

a first person shooter that’s more luck than skill

VALORANT is fun & addictive, but it’s rng since the game has bad hitreg :D

by Comikazie February 4, 2022

Valorant

A game designed by the government to attempt at solving the population problem by turning its players into troglodytes.

Tim: Hey, I just started grinding valorant!
Fred: Go outside and find some bitches you unemployed 30 year old virgin
Tim: I can't grind ranked outside can I?

by OFG32 October 17, 2022

Grafted Valor

Someone who has entered the military (or any other branch) just so they can brag about it online, they practically have joined the military to chase for either internet clout or just clout in general. There are other types of people that actually do it for the sake of financial gain while also believing they're immediately superior just for barely joining in the military.

To them, it's not about serving in an actual war and fight for their country as they're just focusing on have some cringy forced fame out of it.

Person: Dude that guy Francois keeps bragging to people over on gmod on how he's in the navy.
Person 2: Sounds like grafted valor to me.

by Cemorolen December 14, 2025