When you're wearing college perch that's not yours. Like some kind of poser. You are practising stolen valor.
Hey, did you see that gremlin wearing the Harvard sweater with the Yale hat and Princeton shades? Buddy's also wearing a stanford belt. What a moron practising stolen valor.
by anonymous October 9, 2023

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.
They are also really anoying and have no life.
They are also really anoying and have no life.
by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022

by TheButtonKing May 13, 2025

Lets say u own a dog. the dog has an intellectual mind. he saw u play valorant with an underage woman. he beat the shit out of you because ur a FUCKING degenerate 50 YEAR OLD WHO Straight UP USES VOICEMOD TO PRETEND INTO BEING A DEEPVOICE FUCKFACE TO JUST BE A WASTE OF SPACE. man just get a fucking job
by 4jh January 22, 2025

by Pocket Reyna September 13, 2021

Valorant is a free-to-play first-person tactical hero shooter developed and published by Riot Games. It is a team-based game set in the near future, where players assume the role of one of a set of agents with special abilities that fit several different roles within the game. The game is inspired by the Counter-Strike series and shares several mechanics such as the buy menu, spray patterns, and inaccuracy while moving.
Valorant is a popular first-person tactical hero shooter game that has gained significant attention among gamers.
by shivashisahaha December 17, 2023

When you get rungunned through the walls across the map by a Sherrif while he's sprinting at 40 miles/hour.
Can also be used when you're bullets are going to Kinshasa.
Can also be used when you're bullets are going to Kinshasa.
That reyna just valoranted 3 people on B site, fuckin' children game!
These punks at riot games architecture don't know what they're doin!
These punks at riot games architecture don't know what they're doin!
by pisslow October 21, 2022
