Tactical Turtleneck

A Turtleneck worn by a man to cover up embarrassing or hideous marks on a neck.

'I'm gonna have to put on my Tactical Turtleneck tonight, that girl I got with last night has made it look like a bear attacked me.'

by Batman3935 January 27, 2012

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

by sonni hopkins August 16, 2005

one eyed bald man in a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

Driving at Turtleneck Pace

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.

"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."

by Kla31 July 30, 2022

Turtleneck Steamer

Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff

I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer

by CheeseMan6612 July 06, 2023

tijuana turtleneck

When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.

Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.

by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019

Turtlenecking

The act of pulling the foreskin back, and then pushing the coiled penis skin over the head of the penis to cover it. Which commonly leaves a bit of the penis head showing at the top. Resembling that of a bald man in a turtle neck.

Haven't been turtlenecking since I was a kid. You guys are still doing that?

by TheZucction February 08, 2025