Lost Treasure

When you leave a large poo in the toilet for the cleaner to see.

Dude the cleaner is going to be pissed when she finds the lost treasure in the bog.

by xMC- October 2, 2013

rusty treasure

A rusty treasure happens when your dog gets curious in the bathroom trash during shark week. And drags an old tampon all over the house.

Keep the bathroom door closed this week! I don't want to find another rusty treasure in the living room.

by Fergus's mistress December 27, 2015

Australian Treasure

The shit found on a mans dick after having anal sex with another mate (heterosexual or homosexual).

After fucking Garrett in the ass, Rob found shit on his dick from Garrett's "down under" region. Before Garrett finished Rob off with fellatio, Rob said, "That's the most Australian Treasure I've ever found!"

by Baba Booey 69 September 7, 2016

Brown treasure

Treasure found deep in the cavernous anal region of the human wasteland. Most often brown, soft to the touch and warm with a distinct odour which some may find distasteful.

Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.

Also known as poo.

Lynne: "why do you like my bum so much?"
Craig: "Cos thats where i find the brown treasure"

by Mr Craig and Miss Lynne October 16, 2008

Hedge Treasure

When finding men's mags discarded in a hedge. Often thought to be like finding treasure for a teenage boy.

When retrieving my football from a hedge i spotted some prime hedge treasure to take home for a late evening browse.

by NigeMass January 9, 2016

Savo treasure chest

When you cum in someone's asshole in 1 second cuz it's too tight

Omg I just savo treasure chest cuz of how tight it was said oscar

by NickkWC September 13, 2023

treasure trail

hair line that begins just below a man's chest, runs down the stomach and leads to the pubic area

My boyfriend thinks I am really hot because of my treasure trail.

by gay boy December 28, 2003