by Daddy_Issues_29 November 15, 2020
The one girl that sends snapchats of her hammie stretches that a guy named Adam would object with a passion. Typically a midget that will provide her height to the quarter inch in order to say she is not a midget.
Ingrid told me the other day that she will be 5’1 and 3 quarters after one month of good morning hammie stretches.
by Isaac DeSnutz October 11, 2022
That girl that sends snapchats at the gym of her good morning hammie stretches. Typically a midget that provides their “mental height” but also provides their physical height to the quarter inch.
Despite being 6’2 mentally, Ingrid told me that after doing a month of good morning hammie stretches, she will finally be 5’1 and 1/4”
by Isaac DeSnutz October 13, 2022
the love of my life omg omg omg she is so hot pls notice me ohmygod. I am so mad that she has a gf i wish it was me pls notice me ingrid. Idc if our relationship is illegal ITS FINE just notice me mommy. anyways. She's so perfect her smile OHMYGOD i can't.
by barfgirlxo69 November 23, 2021
A jobless flop that will never make it out of asexualism. sits alone at lunch because she’s neurodivergent (loser) and the only people she talks to are the janitors. is really good with her throat 😍😍😍(bulimia) and is really tall and can pick you up (she’s 5’0)
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