last cookie of the package

When someone (generally a girl) thinks she is very better than any other, she is asked if she is the last cookie of the package!

Girl "I only date with very rich men!"

Guy "Do you think you're the last cookie of the package?!"

by Magnetofgirls February 19, 2014

the packers are fags clause

A clause in the NFL rule book that prevents the Green Bay Packers from reaching the playoffs, regardless of their regular-season standing, if they lose their last five regular season games.

The pack has been eliminated from the playoffs due to the "the packers are fags clause" in part due to losing Favre to an injury.

by john markus December 28, 2007

hit the package

doing some cocaine lines,

"You should come hit the package with us tonight!"

by dingaling November 5, 2007

secure the package

To get a date in which sex is insured at the end.

Hey bro, I'm about to secure the package with Tiff tonight.

by Memodreads February 21, 2017

points on the package

Salary bonus

After 6 months of committment Rico is finally seeing Points on the Package for being loyal to his committee.

by Enaudo September 25, 2008

The Package

Contains two parts, Package A & Package B, consisting of two girls, Amber Howard and Brittany Gregory, who are the most fucking awesome chicks in the world.

Damn, I want me some of The Package...

I wish I was a part of The Package...

by Amber and Brittany July 16, 2008

the package

A series of videos, posted on youtube. It consists of a group of teens gaining and losing control of "the package". The contents of this package are unknown. Go to youtube.com and type in "the package part 1" to begin this amazing series of videos.

"Hey man, whens the next part of the package coming?"

"Soon, my friend, soon"

by Marvin Morris December 27, 2007