the dog will get it

The thing you say when you spill food on the ground and don't want to pick it up.

Person A: *is getting a bowl of Doritos, and one falls on the floor*
Person B: "Are you gonna pick that up?"
Person A: "The dog will get it"

by Rutherfraud Hayes May 26, 2025

The Reddit Will Hear About This

A declaration made regularly by Chad Roberts Of Cold Ones, as a form of retaliation and or the promise thereof, usually out of anger or frustration or in a situation when Chad feels that he has been wronged. It is important to note that the majority of the situations in which Chad says this are situations that he agreed to and he just forgot or wasn't paying attention when the rules were being explained both of which are usually attributed to the fact that chad is heavily intoxicated at the time of filming.
It is also important to note that Chad is most likely saying this as a joke and he doesn't genuinely expect the reddit to actually give a shit however, it is a lot funnier to suspend your disbelief and pretend that chad wholeheartedly believes that the reddit will launch a witch-hunt against the offending party

Max: * Breaks some nerdy shit that chad thinks is cool*
Chad: “why would you do that?!”
Max:* just sits and laughs at the camera *
Chad: “the reddit will hear about this!”

by JonTronShow Official December 8, 2025

The Wacky Will

When a guy gets jerked off in a broom closet into a measuring cup

Man… My girlfriend gave me The Wacky Will because she thinks I’ve been cheating on her!

by Carmoooody January 4, 2026

will the snek

Will the snek
I dont know will he
Or is his name will

Maybe his name is nick

Who knows

Will he?

"Will the snek"

"I don't know will he"

"No his name is will"

"Yea but will he"

"What?"

by Manmanwoahman March 18, 2021

Even the worm will turn

“Even the worm will turn" is an English language expression used to convey the message that even the meek, the most docile and submissive, will retaliate when pushed too far.

After years of mistreatment, Sully finally stood up for himself—proof that even the worm will turn.

by Shae.s February 1, 2025

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

EFNSGINS9EFAEIUNS9NF HAHAHAHAHAH LMAO

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. WATERMELON SUGAR LMAO

by somebody like truspirit June 14, 2021

But eventually the word will phase out of existence

Lmao lfao malcmsmclsjfsihecjsh

But eventually the word will phase out of existence just like ur dad

by QwertyManWasTaken June 15, 2021