Iron Lotus

when one person hooks up with a girl, and LESS THAN 30 minutes later, the first person's friend does the same thing, so the second person is, in a way, really hooking up with his friend.
this action can be done knowingly or unknowingly.

-"hey dan i heard you pulled an iron lotus on ann last friday after the football game"
-"Ah fuck, who was the dude?
-"it was me haha"
-"DOUBLE FUCK"

by Havermeyer October 23, 2008

Iron Lotus

1. A term used in figure skating when the current skaters are putting on a less-than-stelar performance

2. Couples ice skating move in which the male spins the female partner and releases her into the air into a back flip, while the male performs a 360 degree flip. Impossible to perform between a male and female.

1. Wow, that couple sucks. The only way they can come back is with an Iron Lotus.

2. Ouch! Chaz Michael Michaels seems to have hurt his ankle! How will they perform the Iron Lotus?

by ikhav February 15, 2010

lil lotus

LiL Lotus is A Bayarea California Music Artist. Know for the Hiphop Hit (Friday) Which Can be heard on Soundcloud (Friday) Music Video Also out on youtube. Instagram:LiLLotus Tweet:Stunna_Charming

LiL Lotus LiL Lotus is one of the Dopest Music Artist to ever touch planet Earth .

by PharaohL June 9, 2017

lotus kiss

Anilingus aka going down on the other side.

It would seem some chinese hookers specialize in giving their customers a lotus kiss, which is quite popular in those regions.

by Demarates May 1, 2006

white lotus

A term for opium or opium-based narcotics.

He's back on the white lotus man.

by Chocobo93 July 10, 2009

Lotus Notes

Lotus Notes sucks wet farts out of dead toads.

Lotus Notes saves floor spills in the toad funeral home/

by Ginni the wretch June 28, 2022

Brown Lotus

When two people share a toilet while having a bowel movement. One partner sits traditionally, the other sits atop their partner facing inward, defecating through their open legs.

The bar was so crowded that Sheila and Tammy had to make a brown lotus.

by Raplestiltskin September 15, 2019