WORST BAND EVER!!! They are the whole reason music sucks today. They are tight pants wearing faggots who make girls hard and us men pissed. Crappy lyrics + badly laid out guitar chords + no drummer + no bassist + tight pants + Homosexuality=One shitty ass band.
Girl: OMG I JUST LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!
Guy: C'mon girl, you're hot but you have a bad taste in music.
Girl: Oh yeah, name ten bands better than them.
Guy: HECK I could name a million bands that are better.
Girl: Narrow it down to ten.
Guy: Ok, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Queen, Metallica, Van Halen, The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Deep Purple, and Aerosmith.
Guy: C'mon girl, you're hot but you have a bad taste in music.
Girl: Oh yeah, name ten bands better than them.
Guy: HECK I could name a million bands that are better.
Girl: Narrow it down to ten.
Guy: Ok, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Queen, Metallica, Van Halen, The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Deep Purple, and Aerosmith.
by Rock N' Roll Critic July 01, 2010
1. the worst musicians ever to hit planet earth.
2. basically put, they repeat the same shitty guitar riff and sing in their nasal voices the most fucking nonsense lyrics ever to come out of a fudge packers mouth.
2. basically put, they repeat the same shitty guitar riff and sing in their nasal voices the most fucking nonsense lyrics ever to come out of a fudge packers mouth.
by SHUTYOURMOUTHANDOPENYOURMIND October 20, 2008
One of the worst bands in history. Their main fan base consists of 12-16 year old girls who only like them because of their "pretty boy" good looks, which is lucky for them, because without their looks they would never have become so successful because their music is pile of steaming shit.
Talentless and boring is the only way to describe the Jonas Brothers. They refuse to have sex before marriage, which they in their own words describe as "pretty awesome". Pretty awesome? Yeah i think you will find pal, that premarital sex is even more awesome. Grow some fucking balls you poncey twats.
Talentless and boring is the only way to describe the Jonas Brothers. They refuse to have sex before marriage, which they in their own words describe as "pretty awesome". Pretty awesome? Yeah i think you will find pal, that premarital sex is even more awesome. Grow some fucking balls you poncey twats.
Paul: Hey theres a Jonas Brothers concert on next week. Wanna go see it?
John: Fuck no, id rather go and see a band with actual talent.
John: Fuck no, id rather go and see a band with actual talent.
by jonas brothers suck balls September 19, 2008
the jonas brothers suck each others dicks all night long. Hence the title of "Lovers" is bestowed upon them.
by which name hasn't been used November 28, 2008
by LameMuch? February 17, 2009
Three little faggots, in a shitty girl band (not a boy band). They have no girls on them anymore, little fags with plastic guitars and fake drums. Don't even write good songs, mostly about gay love.
Boy: I'm going to look up ''fags'' on Google.
Google: ''Did you mean: Jonas Brothers?''
Boy: Oh! Haha, I was right!
Google: ''Did you mean: Jonas Brothers?''
Boy: Oh! Haha, I was right!
by joassssrstdt April 03, 2010
-Little fagboy sellouts who went out and found the Disney Channel and have predilections for wearing tight pants that reavals what little they are packing. They're only fans are girls ages 6-16 and they type LiKkee THIssS.
-A type of STD.
-A leigoin of bottom feeders at the bottom of the music food chain.
-A type of STD.
-A leigoin of bottom feeders at the bottom of the music food chain.
(1.) Girl - Hey did you watch the Jonas Brothers last night on Disney? Omg they're soo hott!!
Guy - Why don't you get a fucking life already and quit obsessing over some corperate sellouts and go listen to real music!!
(2.) Last night I was taking a piss and I noticed that my penis was purple, I think I might have the Jonas Brothers!!!
(3.) The Jonas Brothers are not music, they're what music eats.
Guy - Why don't you get a fucking life already and quit obsessing over some corperate sellouts and go listen to real music!!
(2.) Last night I was taking a piss and I noticed that my penis was purple, I think I might have the Jonas Brothers!!!
(3.) The Jonas Brothers are not music, they're what music eats.
by pageplant77 August 11, 2009