angry pirate

when your walking through the state of ohio and you see a monotone thot named makayla howard

hey look theres the angry pirate of ohio

by monotonethot May 8, 2018

Angry Pirate

Screaming hazarrrrd after ejacing in a ship wench, filling her to the brim after 5 consecutive weeks of anal and peanut butter monkey head.

“Im gonna show that bitch of a wench what it truly means to get fucked vigourously by an angry pirate!!“

“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“

by Stoned fruit flower pussy powe August 9, 2018

Angry Pirate

A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.

Did you hear about Jessica, I'm pretty sure John made her an angry pirate

by Little T Big P May 8, 2019

Angry pirate

Angry pirate occurs when a man shoots his sexual fluids into the bitches eye thus making her blind in one eye, it is followed up by a swift kick to her shin so she gobbles like a pirate with an eye patch

" The dumb bitch wouldn't swallow so I gave her the ol' angry pirate

by Harold Anus September 30, 2023