woodlands

Woodlands is near Verhood and is famously renowned as the home of The Mad Dog Lady!
If you think Verhood is shit, you’ve never been to Woodlands!
by Ken Badger March 15, 2018
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woodland project

Like a GSCE, except it's more like a BTEC, except it gives you no qualifications whatsoever
"Did you hear about John? Oh, that idiot who took Woodland Project, yea I know him"
by Parnphorck Meowden September 22, 2019
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woodland clitoris

When a woman scrapes her cliterous on a park lawn during the splits while naked. A partner then rubs it off to completion.
It's fall and time for woodland clitoris
by psych your way November 15, 2023
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Woodlands ring sec

woodlands ring sec is not a good school. Many gangster wannabe. Some gangster even shout so loud ( I thot the school was on fire ). Gangster wannabes always use phones in the toilet. Speaking of toilets, the toilets have shit at the side or on the wallls. Idk wat are the cleaners are doing. School is very poor. tables and chairs are all old and in bad condition. Do not have lifts so we have to walk up the stairs everyday. The art room is very old and dusty. Most of the Teachers are fine but ONE of them is very unreasonable, also known as the Karen. The canteen food is very expensive and unhygienic. Most of the food have ants ( there was once with cockroach) I love the chicken rice stall. there are aircons which are displayed. ( never once on ) even though school is poor but the teacher are rich 💰💵. Carpark are full of luxury cars ( have Aston Martin )
food in woodlands ring sec tastes good.

try eating it and hope you can still come to school tomorrow :)
by chickennuggetisgood August 24, 2021
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woodland chicken

A chicken of the wood lands. It tends to the wood in the most gracious of ways. Few can match the work of the woodland chicken
Dude that woodland chicken really is landwooding
by Otisthunderdog April 18, 2024
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Mrs. Woodland

A piece of crap no one likes. She is a total doofus who calls people idiots and has had hundreds of complaints from children. She is a bonehead.
Tom: Stop being a Mrs. Woodland, Jeff
Jeff: €<¥_<3<¥}<<{_<9498<2€899€€9<
Tom what’s your problem Jeff
by USdabqueen March 11, 2020
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a bitchass school located in pittsburgh, pennsylvania that got bitchass teachers and bitchass students. they added a bitchass rule banning all phones which means i cant text my fuckass group chat
half of the damn teachers in that building dont care about their job or the kids they teach. they prolly racist asf
it also got a lot of ghetto black kids, and white kids that live in church hill that pretend like they live in the ghetto
these girls don’t give a damn about girl code what so ever because if ur bestie goes to woody shes gonna talk about u behind ur back and probably leak ur nudes
most intelligent woody student: “nahh penn hills is so ass”
most demented penn hills student “i beg your finest pardon, dearest woodland hills highschool pupil. it seems that you are off your rocker. mayhaps, off your marbles. none the less, be prepared for my army of 3,291 gerbils that are infected with rabies to invade your place of education on march 14, 2031.
by hotdogbutplugs123 November 29, 2024
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