If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P
by QuacksO March 15, 2023
Get the volume discountmug. by Moutaz May 30, 2024
Get the Volumousmug. 
A group of friends (usually girls ) who are really loud and random, and who often give each other random nicknames that have nothing to do with anything, like 'Babes', 'Fish' and 'Megatron'.
P1: Whats up with those randoms?
P2: Oh, they're just a Volume Group
OR
Member of Volume Group 1: Hey Sheep!
M.O.V.G 2: Hey Camel!
Bystander: #Thinks# Must be a Volume Group...
P2: Oh, they're just a Volume Group
OR
Member of Volume Group 1: Hey Sheep!
M.O.V.G 2: Hey Camel!
Bystander: #Thinks# Must be a Volume Group...
by Paolo_is_Pigra October 8, 2011
Get the Volume Groupmug. 
The saddest 2 stranger things episodes i literally watched. Eddie died, robbin also, and max almost died but 11 resurrected her
by stranger things lovet July 3, 2022
Get the Volume 2mug. They don't all need to be great the sheer volume is what makes it undeniably good. ALL of you are doing it.... A LOT. Objectively brilliant.
Hym "It's the volume of it, you know? You're ALL doing it all the time. AND my reach is being stifled. It's like I'm a retard in a group home and YOU don't want me to have the reach I might otherwise have should you not intervene. Ooooookkkkk. Ok. Is there some kind of boundary I'm crossing here!? OK. Ooooohhhh no. I get it. YOU'RE WRONG TO TRY AND STOP ME. That's the takeaway. You should be minding your own business right now. Don't worry about how much reach I have. Do worry about who I'm interacting with. It's none of your business... You don't have a right to stop me."
by Hym Iam January 18, 2023
Get the Volumemug.