The Mad Shits

Repetitive explosive diarrhea

I shouldn't have eaten that chili last night, because now I have "the mad shits".

I've been on the toilet all day with "the mad shits".

I'm gonna put ex lax in that cheating bastards lunch today so he will be stuck home all night with "the mad shits".

by annie bo fannie August 20, 2014

Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits

Cheap sonofabitch. Will argue at length why s/he shouldn't have to pay for something. Mr. Pink from Resevoir Dogs. Often has few if any other friends because of reputation for cheapness. Frugal beyond practicality, cheap for its own sake.

The saying is in reference to an earlier version of the US Nickel, which had a picture of a buffalo on it. The phrase is sometimes updated as: "He'll squeeze a nickel till a booger flies out of Jefferson's nose."

"Fuckin' Randy! We all went to eat at Dennys and when the check came he paid with exact change and refused to throw in for the tip."

"Yeah, he'll squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits. That's why I'm banging his girlfriend now."

by jcasetnl April 30, 2012

the travel shits

When a person travels to a vacation destination and gets "the shits" (I.e. Goes Poop a lot).

Every time I go on vacation I get a wicked case of the travel shits

by DonkJr February 24, 2017

shits the bucket

Term used to describe an person, thing, or event which sucks. (Used in place of "sucks")

Mike: I have a research paper due tomorrow and I haven't started yet
Mark: That shits the bucket!!!

by mealsss October 2, 2007

Shits the bed

When a movie or TV series does well enough through out, then at the end completely and utterly ruins it so badly it makes you forget any good points it may have had.

The series was alright, but it really shits the bed at the end.

by Hopeful_monster April 28, 2012

The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.

Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini

by north east knowledge September 24, 2017

The biggest shits ever

How you would define urban dictionary editors

Person 1: god damn the biggest shits ever rejected my submission

by Lesbian Ghost December 8, 2019