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Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.
Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.
by #IAM100% February 25, 2019
mugGet the Loch Ness Monstermug.

Dirty loch

The act of drooling on a girl while she’s gagging from the smell in missionary
I took her home from the club last night and dirty loched her
by Stubbybubbly123 July 25, 2025
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Loch

Loch is usually used to describe a person that is lazy and goofy. Sutton spread it around the globe but it was first used for Reyz who's the biggest loch of all.
Reyz your such a loch
by Donperkel June 28, 2022
mugGet the Lochmug.

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