Cornelius

A person that tries to fit in with a group by doing and saying anything that would make him/her seem cool to the members of the group

John is such a cornelius

by GG’s July 11, 2025

John Cornelius

“You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius”
“What is wrong with you”

When someone falls down 25 flights of stairs then gets ran over by a steamroller and shot by Alec Baldwin and then manages to teach you about drugs.

Yooo the do when I look a Cornelius?

by Al-shish kabob May 14, 2022