bunny boiler

a person who is so obsessed with another they will boil your pet bunny for attention.

see Fatal Attraction. "I liked dating Ryan, but he got obsessive, seemed like a bunny boiler"

by Coot77 May 31, 2009

boiler factory

1920's An undesirable boy or girl, and ugly or unattractive person.

I would never go to the dance with Harry. Would you want to be seen with that boiler factory?

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

Bunny Boiler

Gump is a person that insists on tying down the latest victim to a state of marriage, engagement or co-inhabiting, all pretty much within 2 weeks, this is a tactic used in the hope that they wont run for cover, infact, one victim developed a day time sleeping disorder just to get rid of the one we call gump.

gump is such a bunny boiler. The ones that dont get away fall under the bracket of being 'gumped'

by im not gump January 26, 2009

Boilers Certificate

The achievement given for having sex with a woman thats double your age.

Simon: "Hey Calum, how old was that woman last night?"

Calum: "54"

Simon: "Finally got your boilers certificate, hey?"

Calum: "HIGH 5!"

by ineedanameffs February 21, 2011

Bunny Boiler

A bunny boiler is often referred to as a woman who steals other women's men, however this is far from the case ! Any woman that is sick enough to boil rabbits alive must in fact be a butch lesbian !

A rather large figured woman walks into a room full of people. One guest asks "Is that woman a rugby player?" Th guest's friend responds "No she's just a bunny boiler"

by HoWdYoUlIkEtHoSeApPlEs March 11, 2010

Hartford Steam Boiler

noun. - The act of taking a dump in someone else's shower.

Phil: I hate that kid Nate.

Snake: Yeah, at his party tonight we should give him a Hartford Steam Boiler.

Phil: That's a great idea! He only has one bathroom too.

by Dann Gleeballs September 24, 2009

Your Mums A Boiler!

An insult that’s used in England to assault ones mum, other variations of this insult exist except with other household machinery or equipment such as,” Your Mums a dishwasher!”

Oi mate Your Mums A Boiler!

by Meatball Memes October 16, 2019