Useful for after pre-drinks and before a night out. A tactical chank is both a tactical chunder and a tactical wank. Kill two birds with one stone. It can also be described as chanking as no one likes to soley throw up...
"With the thought of losing his virginity, Craig had a tactical chank to increase his chances of getting lucky..."
by dannyd6 February 28, 2012
Invented by youtuber Chris The S Is Silent Carl Tactics is when you make a girl hate you. Either by annoying them or playfully fighting them. Then once they hate you run game on them then they'll love you.
Chri: Bruh john why are you always being mean to suzie are you using the carl tactics?
John: No nigga i hate that girl
*2 days later they're dating*
John: No nigga i hate that girl
*2 days later they're dating*
by PBandJ September 21, 2017
While browsing through cuties' profiles on social media sites, one then carefully selects a picture to "Like" in an effort to send a subtle message in the form of a notification to said cutie. Typically done by a male towards a female due to their exponentially greater sex drive. The specific target picture depends on the person who is "Liking" the picture as well as the person who is in the picture. There is much strategy that goes into the decision process which includes but is not limited to: How long ago the picture was posted, what time of the day the picture is "Liked", and the amount of clothing/sexuality in the picture.
"I hooked up with Emma last night. That tactical like from earlier in the week was clutch."
"Ali thinks I'm a creep because I liked a pic of her from 6 months ago of her bending over in a bikini. My tactical like backfired. "
"Ali thinks I'm a creep because I liked a pic of her from 6 months ago of her bending over in a bikini. My tactical like backfired. "
by BroDudeGuy December 12, 2014
A text message that is sent- usually as quickly as possible- in a situation when one should not be texting or at an otherwise inconvenient or risky time; hence the need for the text to be sent in a tactical manner. For example, during school when phones are not allowed, during a movie at the theater or when playing a video game that cannot be paused (like an online game).
"Sorry for going AFK for a bit, I had to send a tactical text"
"Bro, I was tactical texting her the whole time Mr. Davis was lecturing, and he didn't suspect a thing"
"Bro, I was tactical texting her the whole time Mr. Davis was lecturing, and he didn't suspect a thing"
by Testosterone Tornado March 24, 2020
To tactically waddle with shit ridden boxers to the laundry room and grab some toilet paper to wipe thy ass with
by Echoroth August 13, 2015
Dustin: Did you hear what Shayne said in 1st Period?"
Anthony: No, what?"
Dustin: Well, Justin was acting ghey so Shayne yelled "Get your dick out of my mouth!"
Anthony: He's a pro at Kamikaze Tactics.
Anthony: No, what?"
Dustin: Well, Justin was acting ghey so Shayne yelled "Get your dick out of my mouth!"
Anthony: He's a pro at Kamikaze Tactics.
by EmersonH September 20, 2009
To vomit at a particular part of the evening in order to aid the consumption of further alcohol. Often used as a pub-golf tactic to keep scores low.
by Tom & Joe May 29, 2008