cunt swaggler

someone what holds cum in their mouth for a prolonged period for no real reason. they claim they do this for the nutritional value, however they will later store this for the next cum drought. This way they will have a monopoly on cum.

stop correcting my grammar you cunt swaggler

by LongShlongSilverssss January 22, 2020

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Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.

Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."

by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022

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