Stockton

noun:

1. An activity that will potentially get one maimed or killed despite warning(s) from experts or others.

John's daredevil behavior at the cliff's edge was a classic case of "Stockton."

by stewartmark June 23, 2023

Kelton stockton

Kelton Stockton is defined as fast.

Superman is so strong and Kelton Stockton. He is quicker than a lightening bolt.

by Rob run corleone September 12, 2022

Stockton

Conducting an activity that will potentially get you maimed or killed despite warning(s) from experts or others.

John's daredevil behavior at the cliff's edge was a classic case of "Stockton."

by stewartmark June 23, 2023

stockton syndrome

Stockton Syndrome
stok-tuh-n sin-drohm
Noun
1. To lose a fight that you should really win by rear-naked choke.

Both McGregor and Holm both came down with Stockton Syndrome in UFC196

by Dero-hater August 11, 2016

smooth stockton

applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex

similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.

JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.

STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.

JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.

by headgoat September 27, 2011

Stockton University

A university in South Jersey that's surrounded by the Pine Barrens and a little ol' town called Galloway. There isn't much to do in the general proximity of the campus besides spend extortionate amounts of money on gas, food, and whatever boring old white person crap they have in Atlantic City. The cops on campus are a joke which is great because the trails around the university are great for smoking with friends. Students are mostly commuters who hate their major and are stuck in an infinite loop because the preceptors suck at getting people to graduate on time. All the trashy students go to Pitney Pub on Wednesday night and then complain on YikYak because they have nothing better to do with their lives. The higher ups at Stockton pretend they aren't racist but will literally do nothing about blatant discrimination from professors. At least they have some diverse organizations and departments on campus. In the end, Stockton is exactly what you'd expect from a cozy college in South Jersey.

I went to Stockton University and all I got was this lousy degree.

by rickbone1055 August 3, 2023

stockton

A wonderful and caring person with a great sense of humour

My best friend’s name is stockton.

by I.c.e November 8, 2023