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Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.
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Steve Job

Shoving an IPod up someone's ass and then playing with their genitals.
"I was really into it and then she gave me a Steve Job"
by Sebwich September 25, 2021
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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs has recently passed away from a disease known as Ligma. Ligma is a deadly disease along with Etma, Sugma, and Puten, all from the originated source Candice
"Yo, did you hear how Steve Jobs died of Ligma?"
"what's Ligma?"
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A "Steve Jobs"

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)
"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"
by BullyWeener March 19, 2017
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the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words starting in the letter I (intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) that not only define Steve Jobs as an individual, but also epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.
what does the letter ``I`` stand for in words such as Iphone, Ipad and Ipod? The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs.
by Sexydimma October 17, 2014
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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs was the former CEO of Apple Inc, and one of the founders of DreamWorks animation. He died a few days before the iPhone 4s was released back in October of 2011.
steve jobs was a great CEO of Apple before he died.
by MasterCobra September 21, 2019
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Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
by LBtheG May 8, 2022
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