Stairway to heaven

When standing on an escalator going up and someone behind you stick their finger in your bum.

The other day I was minding my own business on the escalator and this chick gave me a stairway to heaven out of nowhere.

by Ben Dover 88 April 3, 2020

stairway humor

An ideal humorous retort that wasn’t said in the moment but has been devised after departure(up or down the stairs).

Have you had COVID?

No, but I was really sick before we knew about COVID.

Stairway humor(meaning after one has left the conversation and is rethinking a more humorous response): Hipster me- I think I had it when it no one knew about it. It was obscure then.

Clearly, anyone knows what this feels like and can produce an example. P.S. I heard about this once 2-4 years ago.

by Al Ears February 4, 2022

stairwayed

When a really great song is played waaaay too much and you can't stand to hear it anymore, it becomes 'stairwayed'.
This refers to Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin ... which is , quite possibly, the first song to attain this status.

If they keep playing that song over and over, it's gonna get 'stairwayed'.

by amnesiavictim August 11, 2017

Stairway to Heaven

After nutting inside your woman, when she then pees, standing on a stool and having her suck your dick after.

So it was late, we were fucking, I busted all inside her - and I had to do the stairway to heaven just to let her taste it before she’s done. (CREDITS: MN/MN)

by IVINVZXRR March 18, 2025

Stairway to Heaven

After nutting inside your woman, when she then pees, standing on a stool and having her suck your dick after.

So it was late, we were fucking, I busted all inside her - and I had to do the stairway to heaven just to let her taste it before she’s done. (CREDITS: MN/MN)

by IVINVZXRR March 18, 2025

Stairway to heaven

When a girl is laying face down on an elevated surface with her legs on a man’s shoulders while he stands behind her and he’s eating her out.

After he can get on a step stool and have sex from behind calling it stairway to heaven.

Dude, last night i did stairway to heaven, life changing.

by stairwaytoheavens February 9, 2025

stairway

The stairway is the booty, as in the stairway to heave vs the mountains of madness.(boobs)

Dam, I would love to get a closer look at dat stairway

by Brandon king May 25, 2018