St. John's jaw

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.

A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.

by doonga November 7, 2013

st. john’s

Bunch of outcasts, likely got bullied or got kicked out. Shittiest school for people who can’t afford PrOpEr private education. Girls are all ugly as fuck and the boys are prepubescent

‘he looks like a proper goon’
‘must be a st. john’s school boy’

by uccers May 1, 2019

St john rigby

Denise is kewl, thats all

At. St john rigby, Denise is the best

by Makingwordsinnit May 14, 2019

St. John's Tech

A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.

Hey, I'm not retarded. I just go to St. John's Tech.

by YoGrannyABigOlTranny May 22, 2018

St John Rigby

a college in orrell, full of wools and if you go there you are a wool

you're going to st john rigby, you're a wool

by yedaaa June 14, 2016

st. johns orphanage

very cool orphanage for all my ass cousins

have you gone to st. johns orphanage?
no whats it like there?
my ass cousins

by wafflespot December 23, 2020

St. John Paul II High School

Weird high school, sure you may meets some cool friends. However everyone is fake in a way, everyone has a story to tell. Whether it’s there own or someone else’s. The teachers are strange but like the students, some are chills. You’ll find your group here, just watch out for the creeps and weirdos. Yes there are drugs and alcohol here, but isn’t there that in regular high school too. Possible racism and sexism jokes but you move on. If you come here, enjoy your own life with your own people, don’t let anything bring you down.

I went to St. John Paul II High School, four years of hell, but in the end it was worth it… somewhat.

by Bobberdummy September 8, 2021