Back Spackle

1. Semen on someone’s backside

2. When explosive diarrhea ricochets off the toilet bowl walls and back onto your ass.

Let me get a towel for that back spackle girl. My bad

Damn I need some baby wipes. That shit I just took back spackled all over my balls and ass

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.

I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.

by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010

bowl spackle

When you have either diarraeh or a really messy turd and it leaves several large shit marks on the bowl of the toilet.

I ate some taco bell last night and left some serious bowl spackle.

by Ingyham October 1, 2008

Spackle the Uvula

To ejaculate in the mouth.

Wendy didn't want to sleep with Paul on the first date, so instead she let him spackle the uvula.

by Anthony Caporale August 6, 2008

scrotum spackle

When your asshole is J-shaped and you go and take a gigantic shit in the Lab bathroom, and spray feces all over the rim and under the seat of the toilet. Then you go to pull your pants and realize that you have shit all over the back of your balls . Normally smells like a casino or home made protein shakes.

When I went to use the lab bathroom the other day, I looked down and there was shit all over the toilet. I knew that some old man was walking around with scrotum spackle. Al I know you shit all over the toilet and tried to blame it on me, AL. I knew it was you when I walked in there cause it smelled like a casino, Al.

by Jshapedasshole July 3, 2008

Ass-Spackle

A clever spackling product that comes in 2 colors. Caucasian and African American. And 2 sizes, large jug and small jug. Product first introduced on Comedy Central on 'The Man Show'.

That plumber needs some ass-spackle.

by Slice January 29, 2003

Shit Spackle

When you have the screaming shits that result in a shot gun peppering of the inside of the toilet. Usually the result of Thai and/or Indian food. Also a probable result of getting shit faced.

Man i ate so much Taco Bell yesterday, i shit spackled the back of the toilet.

by Cock Thicket October 7, 2011