Skeez

Teen, Usually obessed with british bands who have particular hate for twinnings tea, ie: artic monkeys.
Often invites self to friend's dwellings, although is always welcomed.
Usually Loves her rum and the ocasionaly smoke of tobaco or marajuana.
Total Babe-a-tron.

Phil: FANNY! LOOK THERE GOES A SKEEZ!
Fanny: How can u tell?
Phil: Well she totally is a babe-a-tron, and with my super sonic hearing i can hear her pumping some alex turner of the artic monkeys
Fanny: OH YEAH! and is that a bottle of rum and a bong i see shes carrying into her unexpacting friends house?
Phil: I beleive it is fanny, i beleive it is!

by Gooch Moontimer. April 17, 2008

Skeeze

A sell-out; or someone who says they will do something and never does it.

Paco said he would come over, but he skeezed out.

by Nicole Elisabeth August 14, 2003

skeeze bucket

A cum dumpster. A individual who enjoys and is willing to swallow massive amounts of cum.

Damn Joe! that trick is a skeeze bucket

by livingdead99 August 5, 2010

fat skeeze

straight fat skeeze, who eats all your foods and leaves with empty wrappers and a full sink, i have no turkeys left after the fat skeeze was here, all i wanted was a sandwich, but the skeeze ate the loaf of bread.

paul: skeeze your fat shutup
fat skeeze: give me your burgers
paul: right your not tight
fat skeeze: can i have some gravy?
paul: can i have a handy?
paul: show me your flops
fat skeeze: give me some deep fried foods.
paul: shutup fat skeeze

by coysesandquayses November 2, 2010

Skeez-Be-Gone

A repellent that keeps all of the skeezy people away. Package comes equipped with a grenade whistle and a pocket sized version to carry to the club, parties, school, etc.

Tyler: I need something to keep these girls away.

Kaylee: Dude, you need Skeez-be-gone spf 32894832.

by twatlikesyourmom May 2, 2011

nugatory skeeze

a skeeze who is trifling and dirty
see also: a down ass slut

"i heard your sister let chad give her a hot carl. bitch is a nugatory skeeze."

by maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarkus February 24, 2007

skeeze disease

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.

2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.

1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.

2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.

by ericarnett February 16, 2009