Sigourney

I woman of mystery, she is intellectual, down to earth, and has a great sense of humor. Though she can be a social butterfly, she also can be misunderstood. With an adventurous spirit and an optimistic attitude- most people are bound to enjoy her company. She also goes by the following names: Sig, Siggy, or Sigowee.

Sigourney is super chilled. There's something special about Sigourney, she's so unique.

by K28I14 July 22, 2013

Sigourney Weaver stomach ache

An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.

Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!

by Fire K March 19, 2009

Wanking Simon

A variation of the "Peeping Tom", the "Wanking Simon" also falls into the wider subcategory of the "Peep-Wank". Like his cousin Tom, the Wanking Simon will be found peeping through chinks in the curtain or gaps in the timber Venetian blinds at unsuspecting victims who are in a state of undress. The Simon will be simultaneously getting his wank on, hence the name "Wanking Simon". Participants commonly engage in sweater-wearing, as it has been found that a tight knit weave is perfect for brushing over the beaded brow expected from such exertion.

"Why, look at that man over there! He's peeping through the gaps in the timber Venetian blinds of the neighbour's spa house! What is he doing?"

"He's wanking! And look! He's wearing a sweater!"

"By God, you're right! It's a Wanking Simon! Call the police!"

by Hauparu Bay December 17, 2011

Simo

the hottest ranga ever to walk the earth. hes a gentleman - courteous and polite, but he's so damn sexy that most girls want him. too bad he only goes for one girl, the girl of his dreams...

Girl: "Man, you're so lucky! Why can't I have a Simo?"

by yourgirl82 September 16, 2010

simon ese

Mexican Spanish phrase meaning loosely (and undeniably), "Of course, dude!"

"Are you going out with that hot Latina chick?"
"Simon ese!"

by carriemay100 June 29, 2006

Simone Simons

Is a Professional German Mezzo-Soprano singer known for being the Frontwoman of the Symphonic Metal band "Epica" since she was 16 years old.

With her red hair, white porcelain skin and beautiful blue eyes.. she has stolen the hearts from her loyal fans and winned attention all over the world thanks to her talent and beautiful voice.

*Simone Simons can be heard too in the video "The Haunting (Somewhere in time)" of the american metal band Kamelot.

* Simone Simons can be found at her myspace web: www.myspace.com/simone_simons or in the band's web www.myspace.com/epica

by AnnChristabel February 27, 2008

Silouana

a bad ass bitch

do you know Silouana? yeh she's a bad ass bitch

by MELBOURNE GG June 4, 2020