Siamese Dick

When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.

My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.

by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020

Siamese Express

It's when 6 or more guys put their pee-pees in eachothers b-holes, until the last guy does it.

Come on brothers, I'm gonna teach you a new wrestling move called the Siamese Express.

by cgenson190273 May 28, 2018

Siamese Water Hose

It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...

Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.

by Simple Jack duh April 9, 2016

Siamese Rats

Name Given To Apex Legends Players That Are Conjoined Together And Can't Fight Without A Teammate, Normally Any Garbage Bot No Matter Their Rank Can Be A Siamese

Agent: Broski, I don't Wanna Play Mf Rank Today, There's Too Many Stacks On.

Exprp: Mf, You Ain't Gonna Get Pred if You Don't Play Vs The Siamese Rats.

by AgentSiameseRat March 11, 2024

Siamese Face

A term used for explaining that someone looks like one of your friends.

That guy has a siamese face like chris

by ROBOPANDA May 7, 2011

Siamese Rats

Name Given To Apex Legends Players That Are Conjoined Together And Can't Fight Without A Teammate, Normally Any Garbage Bot No Matter Their Rank Can Be A Siamese Rat.

Agent: Broski, I don't Wanna Play Mf Rank Today, There's Too Many Stacks On.

Exprp: Mf, You Ain't Gonna Get Pred if You Don't Play Vs Siamese Rats.

by AgentSiameseRat March 15, 2024

siamese genitalia

term for sexual intercourse. or shagging. or love-making

If you wanna get all siamese genitalia with her then that's fine...

by babyfafflover May 23, 2007