pant shifter

To be friends with a girl in other to have sex.

Sam is a pant shifter

by Rafrat December 27, 2019

shifter shop

hi welcome to the shifter shop how may we help you we have big small kids sizes and even premium tank tops with 12 mug colors

are you gonna visit the shifter shop

by unlucky charms July 4, 2020

Non-shifter

A person who doesn't practice reality shifting, which is the act of moving your consciousness from one reality to another.

person 1: "Hey, have you heard of reality shifting? You should totally try it!"
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."

by the girl who shifts January 25, 2023

3rd shifter

Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.

Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Cloud, the Lucid Shifter

A nickname for those that believe fictional characters are real.

1: hey, dude, I wanna fuck William Afton so bad
2: He's a child murderer
3: Okay Cloud, the Lucid Shifter

by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022

A Lucid Shifter

Someone that has either never touched grass, or is outrageously racist.

1: Hey dude, did you hear about (random info)?
2: Shut up
3: didn't know you were a Lucid Shifter

by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022

Off-shifter

A drink at the establishment you just finished working a shift in.

"Hey Tony! What'll it be for your off-shifter? I want to ring it in before we're closed!"

"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"

by Slick_Slack January 6, 2023