smegging

the act of rolling ones foreskin over anothers, the reciever may have his foreskin rolled back and out of the way or not at all (circumcised). This is also how the spread of smeg scorpions occours. two penis' are required dum shit

daphid: mandrew the shemale, come roll your foreskin over mine
mandrew the shemale: ok, LETS GET A-SMEGGING!
the end

by analex May 13, 2009

shagging rights

When you want to bang/have banged someone for bragging rights only, but avoid a relationship with them because of high maintenance

"Dude, I totally have shagging rights to that hottie over there"
"Aww Man, she's so hott, you goin to hit it again?"
"Nope, just another notch on the bedpost"

by TommyGunz519 August 22, 2011

stegging

A reference sketchy men that won't leave women alone; also known to be used as a synonym for creepy or creeping.

Wow, that guy has been trying to get up on me all night. He's totally stegging right now.

by The Real Word June 20, 2014

shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

Shogging

Running to your local shops, buying shit, then running back home again

I'm off shogging

by Ian Hump February 25, 2018

Shugging

The act of shitting and tugging at the same time.

Justin: How are you still so happy at 2pm in the office?
Billy: Man I've just been shugging in the work toilets, I would highly recommend it

by MattyPotter January 11, 2019

shagging with 9/11

Shagging with 9/11. U get it u get it. U dont , u dont. That's how life be sometimes 🤷🏼 ♀️

Archie does not compute🤣 shagging with 9/11

by Jessc1122 December 5, 2019