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Susan-"She's not gay, she is just a Scared-of-Dick Sexual so she avoids penises."
Susan-"She's not gay, she is just a Scared-of-Dick Sexual so she avoids penises."
by James_Bond007skyfall January 18, 2018
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v. The feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you receive a letter from your health insurance company.
by panda media October 30, 2013
Get the Obama-scared mug.When your pussy is scared
by Pscared January 16, 2022
Get the Pussy Scared mug.A breast size that, though impressive, is not attractive. This appendage sneaks out of bras in inappropriate places and is never greeted or observed with the same delight as underboob or sideboob.
Damn! A 44DD?! On her, that's just scareyboob!
Wow! (shudder) Did you just see that poppin' out the sides of her Miracle Bra? That ain't attractive; that's just plain scareyboob."
Wow! (shudder) Did you just see that poppin' out the sides of her Miracle Bra? That ain't attractive; that's just plain scareyboob."
by Riksgrrrl December 1, 2009
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Get the ur scared mug.When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.
This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.
When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.
Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.
This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.
When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.
Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.
Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.
*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*
*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*
by LaRogue August 20, 2013
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