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scaredo

look john's just had his haircut

yea look at that scaredo
by bigian1179 December 2, 2010
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Scared-of-Dick Sexual

A girl who only dates girls, not because they are gay, but because they are scared of dicks.
Robert-"Hey, did you hear Vanna is dating a girl? I didn't know she was gay."
Susan-"She's not gay, she is just a Scared-of-Dick Sexual so she avoids penises."
by James_Bond007skyfall January 18, 2018
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Obama-scared

v. The feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you receive a letter from your health insurance company.
When I saw the letter from Blue-Cross in the mail, it Obama-scared the shit out of my wallet.
by panda media October 30, 2013
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Pussy Scared

I got so pussy scared today. Krinkle said “I got a pussy scare”
by Pscared January 16, 2022
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Scareyboob

A breast size that, though impressive, is not attractive. This appendage sneaks out of bras in inappropriate places and is never greeted or observed with the same delight as underboob or sideboob.
Damn! A 44DD?! On her, that's just scareyboob!

Wow! (shudder) Did you just see that poppin' out the sides of her Miracle Bra? That ain't attractive; that's just plain scareyboob."
by Riksgrrrl December 1, 2009
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ur scared

what you say when you want to 1v1 with someone but they rejects you
man: bro fight me noob i gon' rekt u
man 2: no
man: i bet ur scared get better
by transdisciplinary August 19, 2021
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scared shitless

When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.

This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.

When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.

Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.
Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.

*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*
by LaRogue August 20, 2013
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