A young girl that flirts with as many guys as possible, also is fake as hell and sends nudes to any guy that asks. It's easy to get in this girls pants, due to her lack of self esteem and ugliness. A hoe-o-saurus will either have a butt, or boob, but not both. She will also never stop talking about it and will do anything for someone to look at it.
That girl over there? Yeah she's a hoe-o-saurus, I heard she sent nudes and tried to take it in the ass.
by Makingshitforhoes January 31, 2017
Get the hoe-o-saurus mug.A person that sometimes laughs so uncontrollably at the most ridiculous things that they tend to snort, giggle and often times spray their beverage of choice either through their nose, out of their mouth, or both at the same time and on to the nearest inanimate object.
"Did you guys hear about Kristyn?" She was reading one of my facebook statuses the other day and it made her spray a diet pepsi through her nose and mouth and right on to her computer screen. While that was happening, she was laughing so hard that she started to snort. We need to keep a close eye on her. She might be turning into a snort-a-saurus. I hope it's not contagious.
by Askthe BeerGuys March 27, 2011
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A person that sometimes laughs so uncontrollably at the most ridiculous things that they tend to snort, giggle and often times spray their beverage of choice either through their nose, out of their mouth, or both at the same time and on to the nearest inanimate object.
"Did you guys hear about Kristyn?" She was reading one of my facebook statuses the other day and it made her spray a diet pepsi through her nose and mouth and right on to her computer screen. While that was happening, she was laughing so hard that she started to snort. We need to keep a close eye on her. She might be turning into a snort-a-saurus. I hope it's not contagious.
by Askthe BeerGuys March 14, 2011
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Damn, look at that thot Lara B - she’s such a throat o saurus
Elton John is a throat o saurus - but only for men
Elton John is a throat o saurus - but only for men
by Humdogg February 26, 2018
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The bumps on a pickle that don’t make it schmooooooth. Bump me up, Giant Gynaaa SaurusRack. Like a vagina but more floofy like with Gianter vagina and schooooooother pickle with NO bumbs. Like a boring pickle.
Also known as A Giant Saurus with a Rack. It’s schmoooooooth like a shaved nutsack.
Also known as A Giant Saurus with a Rack. It’s schmoooooooth like a shaved nutsack.
Once there was a way to suck my dick todayyyyyy. Giant SaurusRack (the guy kind)
Just wanted to smoke some crack,
He (It) Tried to flirt but he just got what he thought was a dessert in his poo pipe and got deSquirts!
So squirtingly , don’t fuck with the giant saurusrack!
So why go to the dump when the snack bar is right next door. If it tastes like shit, turn it around. HOTDOGS! Everybody loves to be valasic (the bumpy pickle) the dill ones. Mmmm pickles. If Mantucket will suck it, Fuck it. Dill Pickled! Not the sweet ones cuz I’d rather eat the Bruceyyyyy Bumps.
Just wanted to smoke some crack,
He (It) Tried to flirt but he just got what he thought was a dessert in his poo pipe and got deSquirts!
So squirtingly , don’t fuck with the giant saurusrack!
So why go to the dump when the snack bar is right next door. If it tastes like shit, turn it around. HOTDOGS! Everybody loves to be valasic (the bumpy pickle) the dill ones. Mmmm pickles. If Mantucket will suck it, Fuck it. Dill Pickled! Not the sweet ones cuz I’d rather eat the Bruceyyyyy Bumps.
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