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Exploding Popcorn Shitbag

A bag of popcorn (preferably buttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.
Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.
by Victor E. May 3, 2006
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Jumpy jumpy shitbag

A very boisterous or jumpy thing, specifically a Pokémon that will not stay still or jumps out of a pokeballs.
That Pokémon is a jumpy jumpy shitbag and will not stay still!
by Merridrake June 21, 2018
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Shitbag

Gamez is a shitbag
by Park2458 September 9, 2019
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shitbag

Someone whom will not perform an act due to fear of failure or rejection.
He's a shitbag, he wouldn't do it. The shitbag.
by UrbanDickwad June 19, 2016
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Shitbag

Noun
A bag of flesh that’s sole purpose is to consume otherwise useful things, i.e., food, time, or knowledge. Then turn them into shit shooting it out both holes, relatively useless and wasteful.

Adjective
1. Literary

Scummy in character disingenuous in heart.

2. Heraldry

(Of human) to act in the worst manor of jackassory, I.e., fuckin stupid.
Look at how that fucking shitbag parked his car.

You ate all my chicken burgers? You’re such a shitbag.

That is the fucking dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you fucking shitbag.
by UandA June 9, 2020
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shitbag

That bozo is a real shitbag!!
by anonymous December 28, 2022
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Shitbag

A person that is a piece of shit, a shit head, and a douchebag.
He is such a shitbag.

She is 30 years old, doesn't have a job, mooches off of everyone, no one likes her and she is going nowhere in life; She's a shitbag.
by P. Valley March 1, 2018
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