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Ritz

A 'Ritz' is someone who is flakey, has tickets on themselves and is generally inferior.

The origin of this insult comes from the American cracker 'Ritz', which attempted to overtake Jatz as Australia's base biscuit of choice. Due to the inferiority of it's taste, texture and transportability Ritz will never beat Jatz, or Savoy if you're from Victoria.
Guy 1: Jimmy is such a fucking Ritz.

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: He said he'd pick me up on the way to the pub and he just never showed up.

Guy 2: Classic ritz, always breaking and disappointing.
by Milkthistlemhu May 2, 2021
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Rollin' with the Ritz

The top smoking game. You and your friends must take one car, get high, drive to a friends house and pretend your sober. Once your friends start to figure out you are high, you must make your escape. Drive to different houses and continue the game. If someone suspects anything, your escape must be as discreetly as possible. If you must leave before five minutes of arriving at the house, you loose 1 point. You gain only one point in the first thirty minutes. SEE HOW MANY POINTS YOU CAN SCORE!
"Dude, you wanna play Rollin' with the Ritz tonight?"
"OMG! I hear there's a party at Nate's... LET'S GO!"
by C.H.R.I.S.T.I.N.A. October 16, 2011
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Ritzes

Yo Larry, please pass me some Ritzes.
by Grizzly Chicken October 12, 2023
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ritz

A Derogatory term/Slur directed at Americans of European descent, deriving its meaning from the slur "Cracker" and the American Brand Ritz Crackers
by Ritz Raptor December 25, 2022
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Another way to say the r word due to how it sounds when followed by the word harded.
Jimothy: Boy you are ritz as hell
John: Whar
Jimothy: ritz harded lmaooooooooo
by dicewarrior August 16, 2023
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Ritze

Ritze is a male creature with a long and sexy nose.
Ritze: "Keks Keks ich will ein Keks".
Ritze: "Sie man sieht es nicht"
Krümelmonster
by shriiin November 25, 2021
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instead of saying cracker or the N word, you say rit or ritz

to describe a large group of people or any person
“All of y’all some ritz”
by nashnocash March 24, 2020
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