Humiliation Ritual

AKA a job interview

I swear man, job interviews are just humiliation rituals. "WHy dO YOu WanT tO wORk hErE?" so I can pay my bills and not starve in the streets bitch, why are you asking me such retarded questions? Instead I'm forced to give some bullshit answer on how I'm "passionate about it" like I'm sort of jester dancing for your sadistic pleasure.

by fencetape April 18, 2024

The ritual of leaves

Every once in a while friends will get togther and throw leaves at eachother to celebrate their friendship!!

Friend1: shall the Ritual of Leaves commence?
Friend2: yes is shall my friend.

by T1dd13s November 6, 2020

african ritual

when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face

I did the african ritual with my girlfriend and it took for ever to clean up

by eatyouout May 21, 2011

Humiliation Ritual

A conspiracy theory created to discredit successful black men by alleging that they are forced by some third party (i.e. the illuminati, hollywood, record labels, etc.) to publicly humiliate themselves. It is rooted in homophobia and toxic masculinity.

Kid Cudi performing in a dress is a humiliation ritual. There's no way a successful black man would willingly wear a dress on live television, there must be another reason.

by RationalMinded January 4, 2024

Money Rituals

Money Rituals AKA Ritual Money, is an up and coming mixer for the underground eviltrap rap community, he is associated with collectives such as, #souleaters, Evil6Souljaz, DookieSquad, BloodKult, and KutKult. He has said he will soon be making his own vocals, as well as try producing.

Artists he has collaborated with include (but are not limited to): BLX1R(X9AMYROSE), Extvhcy, Mqysin (Dj Emkay), ihatewnji (intris), Denying Denial, Bvmpmvnn, 144hxxrz, VxxmpKrxxft (now known as "VxxgrantSouls"), and underground legend turned hall of fame tweaker, islurwhenitalk.

"money rituals is the best person to ask for a mix"
"money rituals performs money rituals"

by RitualMoney April 26, 2024

Door Ritual

The "Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a customer to talk in the store and them choosing you or somebody else to work with.

Marcus can be found practicing the "Door Ritual" to gain the most sales possible!

by MarxusTheeGOAT April 1, 2023

ritual viewing

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"

I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.

by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004