Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

When you take a white light bulb and stick it in a woman on the rag and then you plug it in.

He gave his girl a rudolph the red-nosed reindeer lastnight!

by slap chop December 19, 2010

Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal

A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.

"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"

by Yharimus September 27, 2023

Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

dancey reindeer

a mood when you are very ejaculated

Mom: i son how are you feeling
Son: i feel like a dancey reindeer !?
Mom: what in the actuall fuck

by bunnykisses1234 December 27, 2016

group of reindeer

a group of reindeer is officially called a slay, because they slay at driving a sleigh.

Did you see that slay, or group of reindeer?

by cardealvoyage January 15, 2018

reindeer

A deer of the tundra and subarctic regions of Eurasia and North America, both sexes of which have large branching antlers. Most Eurasian reindeer are domesticated and used for drawing sledges and as a source of milk, flesh, and hide.

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let pour Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him,
as they shouted out with glee.
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you’ll go down in history!"

by bluestinger66 September 21, 2022

Reindeer

A male prostitute.

Hew look at that reindeer on the corner.

by anonymous March 4, 2022