Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

When you take a white light bulb and stick it in a woman on the rag and then you plug it in.

He gave his girl a rudolph the red-nosed reindeer lastnight!

by slap chop December 17, 2010

Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal

A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.

"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"

by Yharimus September 28, 2023

Baby Reindeer

Comfortable, at ease, Calming.

Jane is like a Baby Reindeer, when I'm around her I feel calm on my worries disappear.

by Twitchdown May 23, 2024

Baby Reindeer

An innocent unsuspecting man who becomes a target of a crazy female stalker.

I don’t know why this woman keeps following me around calling me “baby reindeer”. All I did was hold the door open for her.

by S0ulFistikata May 04, 2024

Reindeer Talk

To speak gibberish, but resembles reindeer names.
e.g. Blitzen vix, dasha, blix!
Essentially, something Gerri would say.

On the way home, she constantly talked reindeer talk.

by superficial.user March 12, 2019

reindeer rearranging

Reindeer Rearranging (n):
The rearrangement of artificial animal home-lawn holiday decorations into sexual positions whilst the owner of the property is unaware of the rearrangement. Usually at night in a “drive-by” scenario.

“Hey guys, wanna go reindeer rearranging tonight?”

“Sure! But no one is going to be able to top last year when we put that reindeer and Christmas pig upside down doin’ it doggy in that pine tree.”

by MattyP210 December 19, 2018

reindeer punch

a donkey punch, but more festive for the hoelidays

Yo bro did u reindeer punch her last night?
Yeah, dude it was sick!!!!

by pseudoname20040402 December 16, 2015