Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

When you take a white light bulb and stick it in a woman on the rag and then you plug it in.

He gave his girl a rudolph the red-nosed reindeer lastnight!

by slap chop December 19, 2010

Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal

A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.

"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"

by Yharimus September 27, 2023

reindeer punch

a donkey punch, but more festive for the hoelidays

Yo bro did u reindeer punch her last night?
Yeah, dude it was sick!!!!

by pseudoname20040402 March 25, 2016

reindeer games

A euphemism that can refer to almost any small group activity, from management seminars to orgies, and from clique-based bullying to Christmas-related social gatherings. The significance in the use of the term is in the fact that the reindeer games in the song, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, are undefined and left to the imagination, though specifically related to a particular group. The clique-based bullying has been a favored definition because the other reindeer also "used to laugh and call (Rudolph) names." But some experts believe Rudolph may have been excluded from the games specifically because his red nose gave him an unfair advantage, not dissimilar to bringing a gun to a knife fight.

1. Don? Oh, he's out playing reindeer games, you know, that stupid fantasy warlord group he belongs to.
2. Is everyone here? Got the ladders, brushes, rollers, and paint? Then let the reindeer games begin.
3. Happy holidays like hell! I spent my entire lunch hour playing reindeer games at the post office, trying to get my packages mailed.

by Uncle Genie October 4, 2020

dancey reindeer

a mood when you are very ejaculated

Mom: i son how are you feeling
Son: i feel like a dancey reindeer !?
Mom: what in the actuall fuck

by bunnykisses1234 December 27, 2016

Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

Baby Reindeer

An innocent unsuspecting man who becomes a target of a crazy female stalker.

I don’t know why this woman keeps following me around calling me “baby reindeer”. All I did was hold the door open for her.

by S0ulFistikata May 3, 2024