when you tuck your testicles back just like a bulldog or whatever you wana call it but you also stretch your penis back where its supposed to be with your nuts still tucked and the penis is so over stretched its bright red and it resembles rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

the most overrated reindeer ever

When you take a white light bulb and stick it in a woman on the rag and then you plug it in.

Mama reindeer is yore best friend. She's there for u when you need her and she's really loyal. She can do whatever you ask her. Don't miss the chance to own one of these magnificent reindeers.

When you put antlers on someone, wrap them in plastic wrap, and proceed to have very rough anal sex. Great for the Holidays or BDSM!

When a guy, possibly drunk and dressed as Santa, gives his partner one up the arse from behind, whilst grabbing her hair ( preferably pigtailed for full giddy up effect ) and saying Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!

Kangaroos in the snow