Quiff

A penile flatulence. When an air bubble gets released from the body through the penis. Can be painful and can sometimes expel an odor.

Also known as a dick fart or penis burp. Is the male equivalent to a Queef; a female vaginal flatulence, pussy fart or twat burp.

After a long night of sexual relations, Harry let out a large quiff that smelled something fierce, that it startled and disgusted Molly so bad that she ran out of the house butt ass naked.

by Brittany.Bitch. April 12, 2021

Quiff

A Critical Ops player that has some high potential and will hopefully get picked up by some decent team then get kicked after for inactivity! I have no main weapon.

Spectate Quiff!!!

by Quiffypoo March 17, 2021

Quiff

Similar to queef, a quiff is a fart from the male genitalia.

Omg dude, im gonna fucking quiff so hard!

by Harambe2016! December 22, 2021

quiff dickler

A word used to describe a friend who has let you down and/or completely and utterly betrayed you

Damn it Mike, I can't believe you've done this. fuck you, and suck my cock you quiff dickler

by Lin V October 30, 2023

quiff dickler

A word used to describe a friend who has let you down or has completely and utterly betrayed you

I can't believe you did this to me Mike, suck my cock you quiff dickler

by Lin V October 30, 2023

Side-Quiff

'Side-Quiff' - an idiotic racist that thinks his comments were 'only a joke'

"Happy Birthday, mate" he said while goosestepping a nazi salute...

"Cheers fella!".. *rolls his eyes* "What a fucking Side-Quiff .

by Rosè April 22, 2021

Autotuned Quiff

An autotuned quiff is a sound better than Ariana Grande's songs

An example
Twitter

@ArianaGrande i would better listen to an autotuned quiff than your songs

by NoYouCantTryOnMyHijab August 01, 2017