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Quiff

Susan there's a hole in my dick I think it just farted jack don't worry everyone that's has a dick farts out of it.its called quiff also known as dickflart.
by Cool_girl5426 February 18, 2018
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Side-Quiff

'Side-Quiff' - an idiotic racist that thinks his comments were 'only a joke'
"Happy Birthday, mate" he said while goosestepping a nazi salute...

"Cheers fella!".. *rolls his eyes* "What a fucking Side-Quiff .
by Rosè April 22, 2021
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Quiff

A penile flatulence. When an air bubble gets released from the body through the penis. Can be painful and can sometimes expel an odor.

Also known as a dick fart or penis burp. Is the male equivalent to a Queef; a female vaginal flatulence, pussy fart or twat burp.
After a long night of sexual relations, Harry let out a large quiff that smelled something fierce, that it startled and disgusted Molly so bad that she ran out of the house butt ass naked.
by Brittany.Bitch. April 12, 2021
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quiff dickler

A word used to describe a friend who has let you down or has completely and utterly betrayed you
I can't believe you did this to me Mike, suck my cock you quiff dickler
by Lin V October 30, 2023
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Quiff and a rat tail

A way to tell your friends you are 10 minutes away
Where are you?
Oh i’m just a quiff and a rat tail away
by beetle juicie August 16, 2021
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Quiff

A Critical Ops player that has some high potential and will hopefully get picked up by some decent team then get kicked after for inactivity! I have no main weapon.
Spectate Quiff!!!
by Quiffypoo March 17, 2021
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quiff dickler

A word used to describe a friend who has let you down and/or completely and utterly betrayed you
Damn it Mike, I can't believe you've done this. fuck you, and suck my cock you quiff dickler
by Lin V October 30, 2023
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