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Quandale Dingle

Quandale Dingle is an internet conspiracy theory. He is supposedly NBA youngboy's long lost twin brother. He is husband too Seanica Anderson, and has a son named Jermard Benson Dingle. He is also a raper/singer. He is bestfriends with Kumalala, and his son was killed by Kumalala's rival Savesta. There is also a theory that his sister is Carmen Winstead, a 17 year old girl who was killed by her bullies. Quandale has been an urban legend since the 1470s, he is 572 years old. He lives in the state of Wisconsin but was born in New Jersey, and is a Quarterback at his high school. He is known for popularizing the term "Goofy ahh". His actual uncle is Tyler the Creator's doppelganger named Byler The Tarnator who is currently in jail. Since Quandale is an ancient supernatural shapeshifter, he has many different forms, you may have seen him in the clouds.
by tttttt.5676 June 7, 2022
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quandale dingle

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by leahc2303 November 17, 2022
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turkish quandale dingle

the REAL leader of the tiktok rizz party. FUCK THE REAL LEADER
boi: hey
girl: hey (tf does this bitch want)
boi: im Turkish quandale dingle
girl: omg rlly????????? take me to the tt rizz party please ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
by me or mistery human April 21, 2024
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Quandale Dingle

put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom, he farted and a poopy almost slipped out, he forgot to turn the stove off and burnt down the house, has been apprehended in India for carring out multiple fraudulent Amazon and Microsoft refund support calls, his friend also passed away next week from heart failure, he will be escaping prison May 2nd, and then he will be signing autographs at the nearest McDonald's, he suffers from the lack of a father figure, has clinical depression, and "accidentally" broke his moms favorite vase and when his mom found out she tied him to the bed and spanked by a medal spatula, and his mom makes him have secret tickle time,
by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 10, 2022
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Quandale Dingle

what's up guys Quandale Dingle Here I just escaped from prison hehehehhea
Lol that dude is such a Quandale Dingle
by Quandale Dingle Funny May 23, 2022
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turkish quandale dingle

terr-kish-kwaun-dale-ding-ul Gained popularity by starring alongside group leader (blue tie kid) at the infamous TikTok Rizz Party. Seen attempting to impress the group leader by showing off various dance moves. Coined the nickname due to his ethnic nose, to which people compare the quandale dingle meme.
Jack: I'm like such a manwhore, I've slept with the entire grade.
Blake (group leader): Wow, cool.
Jack's friend: You're literally a virgin... Stop trying to get validation; you're acting like an annoying version of turkish quandale dingle.
by tmkkmt May 30, 2024
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quandale dingle

someone who is so down bad they're possibly below bedrock
look at that goofy AUHHHHHHHHHH quandale dingle, he's probably in a cave looking for minors
by squibapabebe April 3, 2022
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