quake hand

To masturbate, by not actually consciously moving your hand.

The best option is to wait for an earthquake (Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world not along a fault line) but that is what makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps:

Step 1 - Hold genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (Warning: May take time).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the quake hand?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

by jaughter June 24, 2010

sister quaking

When someone surprises you suddenly with news or anything of the sort.

“Jimmy your adopted”
“I am sister quaking”

by Maisenelson February 12, 2019

gooch quake

when you stick the dick in so hard the balls slap so hard against the gooch they start quaking

evan: yo my girl got the gooch quake last night

friends in unicen: hell yea boy

by GoochQuaker June 21, 2020

fat-quake

An earthquake created by the movement of fat people.

Bob started dancing and caused a fat-quake.

by yeetlord0222 December 28, 2018

quake the pool

When you and a group of people decide that the pool is too calm and you all jump in the pool making big splashes while playing “quake the pool” by DJQWON on YouTube or SoundCloud

Friend 1: Y’all tryna quake the pool
Friend 2: hell yeah
Friend 1: someone play the song so I can quake the pool

by Salty_ May 19, 2019

shake and quake

the shocker with the addition of the thumb on the clit

One time I gave my wife the shake and quake and she squirted

by Shocker plus December 27, 2018

Bum quake

To let off a big fart or to break silence with a fart.
"who just did that fart?"

"who just did that fart?"
"that was me, I prefer the term bum quake or anal quake"

by Rrraaapp February 10, 2010