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Damn, she got a Pusstanka on her!
Pusstanka by AtWonkaG March 11, 2026

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A term used to tell another off, a variant of "suck my balls", more applicable to bisexual females. Often used by drama queens who have run out of any coherent argument long ago, and must resort to ridiculous sounding mishmashes of insults .
"well you can just suck my BISEXUAL PUSSYBALLS!"

Molotov Pussytail 

An impractical and inferior version to the well-known DIY weapon, the Molotov Cocktail, where you soak a rag in liquor, pour the entire contents of the liquor out of the bottle, wash the inside of the bottle to ensure the inside doesn’t have any flames, and wrap the rag around the bottle. You then light the outside of the bottle on fire while holding it, and throwing it at whichever target you wish to hardly damage.

This creates a far smaller result and ensures a burnt hand.

(I didn’t make up the word which, unfortunately, has misogynistic undertones, im just telling you what happened)
“I want to riot, but I don’t want to burn pretty much anything other than my hands and a rag… oh and I also wanna leave a little bit of glass around the rag.. oooh I’ll try a Molotov Pussytail!!”

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