Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

Permanent Stanky Leg

Permanent Stanky Leg (Hip dysplasia) is an abnormality of the hip joint where the socket portion does not fully cover the ball portion, resulting in an increased risk for joint dislocation.1 Hip dysplasia may occur at birth or develop in early life.1 Regardless, it does not typically produce symptoms in babies less than a year old.

My baby has the Permanent Stanky Leg..

by BigStankDickDad February 25, 2021

Permanent home

A grave. Usually a subtle way to threaten someone,

Don't get in my face again or you will be a new permanent home.

by weirdalfan1980 November 12, 2016

permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner

"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''

by Bellend slap May 2, 2018

permanent pregnancy

A state of pregnancy, either with fetus, eggs, etc.; that remains with the bearer (gender of the individual does not matter) indefinitely. Gestation may or may not continue, but the act of whelping does not occur.

Plouc: Thank you for releasing me, Spyro. My baby is getting active in my belly. Can you get some ice cream with pickles and shrimp drowning in ketchup for me, please?

Spyro: Hey, wait a second... Are you... pregnant?!

Plouc: I have permanent pregnancy, and I am also an andromorph.

by PlucktheDragon March 30, 2023

Permanent jewelry

Permanent jewelry is the method of arc welding jewelry to itself after being custom fit to each client.

Flash and Fuse Permanent Jewelry is leading the industry for permanent jewelry training and is a registered dealer with Sunstone welders. Sunstone welders manufactures the Orion M pulse arc welder that is used to perform these services.

How does permanent jewelry work?

Step 1. Choose your chain

Step 2. Custom fit

Step 3. In a flash- you’re fused!

Learn how with Flash and Fuse permanent jewelry.

Permanent Jewelry

My best friend and I went to get permanent jewelry at Flash and Fuse.

by Permanentjewelrytraining January 31, 2023

permanent makeup

A cosmetic tattooing technique in which one can create captivating smudge proof eyeliner, breathtaking well defined brows, a youthful fuller looking lip line and color.

The method is a form of tattooing where a technician implants pigment into the dermal layer of the skin for cosmetic and medical purposes.

Niche specialized training is advised at an academy of cosmetic arts and sciences that is licensed and specializes in this area of tattooing.

I love permanent makeup and look so polished all the time and I do not have to apply makeup daily since it is tattooed.

I would love to help clients look their best all the time with permanent makeup

by ACAS March 2, 2014