cornish pasty

a yummy pastie thing from cornwall, however the addictive things can often be found in other places in the united Kingdom, however do not be fooled for Cornish pasties are tricky little creatures you buy one and 5 seconds later their gone! where'd it go you ask, well look at the person sitting next to you for the stole it from you for its yummy tastyness!

Brittany:have you ever had a cornish pasty
Meg: wats that
Brittany: stupid americans

by the crazed Engliophyle who can't spell May 20, 2005

Pasty Tea Bag

A replacement word for someone who is defined as a dick, cock-sucker, or a plain old prick. Can be used to express anger.

"Stop tail-gating me, you pasty tea bag!"
"I'm going to the bathroom. Wanna hold my dick, you pasty tea bag?"

by The Urban Asshole January 17, 2009

Pasty Hitler

While recieving oral pleasure, you remove the penis and unload on her upper lip, then proceed to pluck some pubes and "paste" them on the upper lip....and don't forget to salute

James was quite proud after seeing Wilma adorned with her new Pasty Hitler

by phrase December 2, 2003

Pasty theorm

The idea develpoed by the scientist Justin Genesemer that contact with the sun may be harmful. It stats that indoors and whiteness are key components in the safety of all pasty children

Dude, she must believe in the pasty theorm, because she is so fair skinned.
SHE IS HOTT AS DICKS

by t lam March 1, 2008

pabst blue ribbon

The cheap beer of choice for indie kids, scene kids, or hipsters.

Hipster no. 1: Hey man, hand me another Pee Bee Arrr!!!
Hipster no. 2: Wha??? You want more Pabst Blue Ribbon? NAY!

by WestCoastIsTheBestCoast June 3, 2006

Pasty

1) A pasty is a baked savoury pastry, particularly associated with Cornwall, the westernmost county in England.

2) A pasty is also an insult to say to flatmates

Kristy: " MATE your a pasty! "
Mir: " I'm such a pasty :( "
Farry: " ...Woo Cornwall! "

by Big GIRL November 10, 2013

Pabst Penis

The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.

Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.

by Dr. Topher September 1, 2014