Notch boy

Like a big dumb bitch, but biggerer and dumberer

You’re such a notch boy Zach brown, you big dumb bitch

by Notchboylover June 19, 2025

Notch 8

A short fat person of any sex with no neck (A Notch 8) who thinks they’re entitled to corporate validations through the means of sexual favours. Unfortunately no one is willing to accept the favours.

Hi my name is _____ and I’ve just been awarded Notch 8. I’ll suck your dick or eat my own ass for employee of the month.

“No thanks, please return to your work area.”

by Philosophyforthepeople October 3, 2025

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.

I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.

by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018

top notch

Not hard to understand, it means best, high standard achieved, very good, etc

They are top notch

by larstait October 16, 2003

Take it Down a Notch

instruction to an individual to regulate his or her level of enthusiasm.

Robert needs to take it down a notch with the flirting; he already has a girlfriend.

by Emily Alpert August 6, 2008

crank it up a notch

It means to bring anything to a next higher level.

Don't always play it in easy mode. Let's crank it up a notch!

by Montage0921 June 8, 2021

turd it up a notch

to suck. to fail. to do something that leads to failure. the opposite of 'turn it up a notch.'

Person 1: Wow, that Jay Cutler really sucked last season.
Person 2: Yeah, I guess he decided to turd it up a notch.

by truckel5 August 1, 2010